Charles Stacy - MAXIMUM MEMORY You've never been one for ensemble playing, but it's a mandatory credit. Sigh. You can already picture it - a whole lot of whole rests and a hole in your heart where sick arpeggios should be. On top of that, the esteemed head of the faculty is away on maternity leave and is replaced by some guy you've never heard of ... "Maestro Charles Stacy? What is this, the bodega counter orchestra?" You laugh internally as you read the unfamiliar name on the directory in...

TEEZUS CHRIST - SPEED You put the demo disc into your UltraJoy DreamBrick ²⁰⁰⁰ " SPEED...? " Your cousin shipped out for boot camp and left you with his brand new game machine and the accompanying demo disc by some new publisher you've never heard of - "YXNG GOD" . I guess they must be giving some new indie developer a shot. Whatever - the cover art looks fire and the title seemed pretty enticing. It 's been a boring summer so far and all that A.I. and virtual reality slop just wasn't doing...

twogeebs - They Hated Jesus At First The gavel slams smashing the lull in your consciousness. Your startled but not surprised - you've committed one of the most punishable offences in a world of square pegs in square holes - Thought Crime More specifically the charges being laid were One Count of Radical Curiosity and One Count of Possession of Non-Sanctioned Expressive Material (Music). yea well I'm sentencing YOU for having a stupid ass outfit for a judge. And your hair sucks. "Let the...