They Hated Jesus At First [New Noise #032]

twogeebs - They Hated Jesus At First

The gavel slams smashing the lull in your consciousness. Your startled but not surprised - you've committed one of the most punishable offences in a world of square pegs in square holes -

Thought Crime

More specifically the charges being laid were One Count of Radical Curiosity and One Count of Possession of Non-Sanctioned Expressive Material (Music).

yea well I'm sentencing YOU for having a stupid ass outfit for a judge. And your hair sucks.

"Let the prosecution begin entering exhibits" The judge bellows.

[SERVICE START.SERVICE :28] "You dont fear god

so why you fear a boss?

If they crucified your moms would you wear a cross? They hated Jesus they hate anyone who expose the truth....

Bill Gates still a f*ckin b*tch and he know it too....

What you N*%$&S waitin on?

Do the work yourself

f*ck that god that you're prayin on - he aint comin to save you"

The music can barely continue as the entire courtroom is held enraptured and aghast by the Gospel of Zilla blowing out the public address system. Almost everyone in the courtroom was born after The Great Correction - A mass government ran media cleanse to "ensure the morality of future generations". And, virtually none of them have ever heard a sample chopped in the classic style of the Old School, a type of music barely even available to read about in the books of present day.

The music feels like a new kind of church - a choir seems to be under geebs' thumb as it slaps and blows bass over a locked in back beat.

Despite being in restraints you can't help but gettin' a little head bob going because this sh*t is dope.

The Judge slams his gavel down.

"ORDER!

DOES THE PROSECUTION HAVE ANY MORE EVIDENCE TO ENTER INTO EXHIBIT?"

The courtroom falls into a hush.

"Where did you acquire this material?"

"twogeebs, your honor" It feels like snitching but... "Oh, and WHO is that?"

"I have .... no idea your honor."

"What?! Well what does this character LOOK LIKE?!" "I.... have... no idea about that either your honor"

Frustrated with your comfortable truth telling he gestures for the exhibit to proceed as the Prosecutor of the State presses the button and the saga continues...

[SHADOW :10]

It sounds like the music machine is eating the cassette, whirring and moaning like the devil being exorcized or maybe... invoked...The courtroom becoming noticeably uncomfortable as a chant pumps from the speaker system "They hated Jesus.....They hated Jesus...They hated Jesus....They hated Jesus.....They hated Jesus...They hated Jesus....They hated Jesus.....They hated Jesus...They hated Jesus...." [SHADOW :26]

"Readin more to learn lessons

but the more I learn the more I start stressin

Now my life startin to feel like a question

at the liquor store entrusting the weapons

it's a shame B, see the same N#$%^S

So I guess we goin thru the same thing

.....

See the plug more than my mama house

Am i smokin to stay sane? Am I drinkin to change pain?"

.....

Where the faith go? Do you lose your spirit if you stay low?

I'm already high, f*ck a halo

I aint doin sh*t that they say so..."

It's obvious the courtroom has never heard such raw delivery with a super potent pack of truth. The music of the day is corporate created and government approved, jingles that numb and dull the herd, and what this twogeebs joint is offering is the completely opposite - A man in honest existential conundrum, wondering what it is all worth, wondering what path to take or if there is even a choice.

But they don't hate it. The opposite, they seem to be grooving - albeit awkwardly, it seems to be getting into their system.

The Judge is stone cold and unimpressed. Another gavel smash.

not that one but hell yeah

"ORDER! ORDER! ENOUGH!!!"

but the music keeps playing.

"I SAID BAILIFF TURN THAT

MACHINE OFF.

RIGHT. NOW."

The Bailiff hits the button to no effect.

Again.

Nothing.

The music keeps pumping and the people keep throbbing. He rips the plug out of the wall and that only seems to energize the possessed device even more. The music fills the room through every door and window..

[RELIGION 0:00]

The beat thumps with all the groove of an era lost to time as the bass thumps and slides around over keys that could enlighten even the most encrusted soul.

"Fuck a Christian and Catholic

all that Muslim sh*t soundin backwards

Judaism catch a spinnin backfist

give a f*ck if you a Buddhist im a truthist

f*ck a Hindu, and anything you into"

The courtroom-turned-audience is whipping into a fervor, neckties pop off, shirts become unbuttoned, even The Judge cant help but pound the gavel to a steady tempo.

The restraints on your wrist crumble under the power of the Truth according to Zilla as you begin to do your Dougie straight out that b+tch.

The Judge pounds the gavel until his eyes bleed and head explodes. At least for the moment, inside of that house of law, order has been restored.

++++

GO LISTEN TO THEY HATED JESUS BY CLICKING THIS LINK.......

Wait a minute.

As of the time of this writing you actually CAN'T listen to this insightful and dope piece of soul-empowering hip hop?

Why?

Well, tapping in with twogeebs we see that this project has put his entire online catalog at risk and barring all future uploads. Peep the screenshots:

Frustrated by the situation I'm not sure if we will see this music available online. It's a great contribution to hip hop tackling a deep subject with all the depth, as well as fuckery, required to keep it real.

So for now, we wait. Go to https://twogeebs.com/ and see what other offerings he has, or maybe you can convince him to put it up somewhere or something. I've heard the disc exists in hard copy but doesn't appear to be available except out his trunk or something.

Don't let the thought police choose what morality means. Without the ability to choose what is healthy and good for our minds we will slowly be backed into a corner without recourse to cure our own forced idiocracy.

They Hated Jesus At First